Sharky Smithy

Aug 19

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Aug 19

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone)

Aug 18

jojje94:

Notification trolling.

Aug 18
8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

(Source: carbomcoco)

Aug 17

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

(Source: sohapppily)

Aug 17
everydaygun:

fandomsandconservativelogic:

thetweetest:

Overnight - owners of Ferguson Market protect looted store with guns in hand.  -Victor CNN

One more reason we need guns for defense. When stuff like this happens, you need to be able to protect your property from those who try to take advantage of unrest.

2nd amendment at work, also eliminates the need for militarized police when citizens come to their own defense.

everydaygun:

fandomsandconservativelogic:

thetweetest:

Overnight - owners of Ferguson Market protect looted store with guns in hand.
-Victor CNN

One more reason we need guns for defense. When stuff like this happens, you need to be able to protect your property from those who try to take advantage of unrest.

2nd amendment at work, also eliminates the need for militarized police when citizens come to their own defense.

Aug 17

semperannoying:

Five Finger Death Punch - Wrong Side Of Heaven

Please watch this music video since you have the time to just scroll through tumblr.

Aug 16

LOUISVILLE PURGE →

tauntingmockingbird:

So far;

  • Stringrays have been dump in pool.
  • A dog has been run over.
  • A homicide confirmed at 1600 Arcade.
  • Shots fired in three different places.
  • A group of individuals with guns have been seen.
  • A man with a machete and hammer has been seen.
  • Giraffe has been freed from the zoo.
Aug 16
probablynotinsane:

YALL SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE LOUISVILLE ZOO AND LET OUT A GIRAFFE

probablynotinsane:

YALL SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE LOUISVILLE ZOO AND LET OUT A GIRAFFE

Aug 15
alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE