Sharky Smithy

Sep 17

supermaddd:

sickomobb:

sapphiretemplo:

I AM SCREAMING THIS IS ME AND MY NO WEED EXPERIENCE HAVING ASS!!!!!!!!!

i literally dont know how to smoke from a bong

lmfao

(Source: halfstoned)

Sep 16

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

(Source: sizvideos)

Sep 16
Sep 16
Sep 15
gloomymoth:

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

gloomymoth:

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

(Source: camf825)

Sep 10
ssweet-dispositionn:

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

I really don’t think anyone understands my obsession with this man….

ssweet-dispositionn:

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

I really don’t think anyone understands my obsession with this man….

(Source: excuse-my-beauty)

Sep 08

nihilocrat:

it’s missile time.

Sep 08

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

Sep 08

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Sep 07